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A BIKINI, A SUNBURN & A SMILE by Jennifer
Flanigan
Five girls escape to the
Caribbean for sun, surf and unlikely adventures
Photos:
Jenni Flanigan and Kim Mayer - Videos: filmed
by Pete Mack & Jeff Greenwood and edited by
Holly Beck
Struggling
to pull a cold, soggy wetsuit over popsicle legs
after another freezing-February, California session,
pro surfer Holly Beck sighed miserably and shivered
a little harder as she realized, through the cloud
of an ice cream headache, that summer was still
three whole months away. According to author Isak
Denisen, "The cure for anything is saltwater:
sweat, tears, or the sea." So, cold enough
to cry, with the prospect of sweating growing
more attractive by the minute, Holly decided to
take to the sea to complete her cure for the wintertime
blues—the Caribbean Sea, to be exact.
With the help of a little
online research, Holly picked the Bocas del Toro
archipelago off Panama's Caribbean coast as the
perfect place for a group of girls with an early
case of spring fever. A successful pro from Los
Angeles known for her surfer girl good looks and
serious snaps, Holly gathered up a group which
would include her younger sister, 16 year-old
Helina Beck, heiress to the Beck surfing throne;
Kim Mayer a true Santa Cruiser complete with long
hair, a laidback attitude and groovy vibes; Kyla
Langen, one of Southern California's strongest
shortboarders, fresh off a WQS contest win at
the barreling beach break of Puerto Escondido;
and myself, the lone longboarder amongst a school
of shredtacular shortboarders. So it was bye-bye
wetsuit, hello bikini as this group of Panamamas
headed south to defrost in some much-needed Caribbean
Sea surf and sun.
The
Mentawais of the Caribbean
The Bocas del Toro archipelago consists of nine
main islands that sit just off the northeast coast
of Panama in the Caribbean Sea. This small gathering
of islands contains hundreds of mangrove cays,
virgin coral reefs, and white sand beaches surrounded
by the warm, turquoise waters of the Caribbean.
Bocas is a province of Panama, but its people
represent a wild mosaic of cultures, including
indigenous Indians, people of African descent,
English and French-speaking West Indies islanders,
Latinos, gringos, and assorted Europeans. The
culture, architecture and food are constant reminders
of Bocas' riotous blend of backgrounds, all accented
by vibrantly colorful, Caribbean flavor. Bocas
is still largely uncommercialised, but tourism
is slowly beginning to infiltrate its economy
as more foreigners are choosing Bocas as a vacation
destination, including surfers. The arrangement
of craggy, key-holed islands surrounded by coral
reef makes Bocas a prime suspect for quality waves,
and sure enough, surfers are slowly catching on;
the Bocas islands have been recently nicknamed
the "Mentawais of the Caribbean" by
visiting surfers for their warm, clear water,
pristine beaches, and powerful surf accessible
only by boat.
Coffee,
Coffee, Coffee, Coffee!
During the trip we stayed on Isla Colon at the
islands' only surf camp (Azucar Surf Retreat).
I shared a room with sisters Holly and Helina,
and not only was I privy to their sisterly quarrels
and endless bikini-swapping (they must have brought
a hundred bikinis each!) I got to know the pair
pretty well. Helina was sixteen years old, the
second youngest in the Beck family of five daughters,
with an easy going attitude and demure demeanor
that belies her young age—not your typical
bouncing-off-the-walls, crazy-kid surf grommet
at all. Which is surprising considering her older
sister's seemingly endless amounts of energy that
come through at all hours of the day—especially
mornings.
Holly is a solar powered
person, and each morning as the sun's first rays
crept into our bedroom window, Holly's eyes would
instantly pop wide open and she'd leap out of
bed, as if struck by lightning or even electrocuted,
with a morning mantra on her lips: "Coffee,
coffee, coffee, coffee!" she'd chant aloud
as if she'd already drank ten cups, before galloping
to the kitchen to get the water boiling. And all
this while Helina and I are trying to sleep, and
Kim and Kyla doze in the next room over, snoring
soundly, oblivious to the whirlwind spinning in
our room—but not for long. Now in the kitchen,
Holly would grab a metal pot and spoon, and banging
the pot, march through our bedrooms singing a
song of her own creation with Spanish lyrics that
went, "Buenos dias, mis amigas!" (good
morning, my friends!). Although we may have hated
Holly in that moment, we all sure thanked her
when fifteen minutes later we were sitting in
perfect surf with the crowds still on snooze.
In
Search of the Silverback
The most famous wave in Bocas del Toro is a heavy,
Hawaiian-style reef break called Silverback's.
Although the waves never got big enough for Silverback's
to break while we were in Bocas, it is reputed
that the shallow reef holds up in the biggest
swells to reach the archipelago, and twenty-foot
faces are not uncommon in the right conditions.
Because the wave comes from deep water to break
over a sharp, shallow reef, the drops are steep
and the wave itself a hollow beast-of-a-thing
best navigated with skill and precision—and
a solid suit of body armor.
When the swell was small
we'd boat by Silverback's on our way to the dumpy
beach breaks of Isla Bastimentos and envision
twenty-foot waves winding in across the point's
man-eating reef. After passing Silverback's several
times, our curiosity about the place got the best
of us, and we asked our boat captain, Mike, how
the wave got its unusual name. As soon as we asked,
Mike's face lit up and the laughter in his eyes
let us know we were in for a tasty bit of local
lore. Answering our question, Mike was the first
to tell us the tale of the infamous Bocas del
Toro Silverback. According to him, there's a woman
who lives in Bocas town who is the surf break's
namesake: a very large and peculiar-looking woman,
who bears an uncanny resemblance to a silverback
guerilla, complete with hair to spare. This creepy
creature stalks about town in hirsute pursuit
of the person who dares challenge her position
as queen of the Caribbean jungle, and it's said
that one bad wipeout surfing the razor-sharp reefs
of Silverback's will leave a surfer looking as
if she had survived a nasty encounter with the
true Silverback herself, hence the break's name.
From that moment
on, the search for the Silverback became our main
mission in Bocas del Toro, second only to surfing.
From the beaches of Bastimentos to the streets
of Bocas town, we looked for her everywhere; we
were sure we'd find the Silverback in one place
or another, perhaps swinging from a tree branch,
lurking in a dark corner, or eating a banana in
the town square. What we'd do once we found her—shake
hands, snap a photo, run like hell—we weren't
exactly sure, we just knew we had to make an acquaintance
with this elusive and curious creature. Our friend
Mike gave us daily tips to aid in our search—telling
us where she was known to prowl and that she rode
a bike with a banana seat (of course)—and
every day we looked for her, but the hunt continued
with poor results. We encountered a number of
other Bocas del Torian creatures along the way—starfish,
dolphins, sea lice, curious local boys—but
the mysterious Bocas beast eluded us around every
corner, forcing us to vow to return to the islands
next year simply to continue our search for the
Silverback.
Senor
Amigo vs. The Israeli Mafia
After battling several days of small-scale surf,
we woke one morning to the surprising sound of
(gasp!) waves crashing somewhere in the distance!
Before the sun had even crested the horizon, Holly
leapt out of bed with considerably more enthusiasm
than usual, her morning mantra of "Coffee,
coffee, coffee, coffee!" chanted stronger
than ever as she sensed, with a finely-tuned,
traveling surfer's psychic insight, that the long-awaited
swell had finally arrived. And right she was,
for the trusty wave hunter, Captain Mike, soon
exploded into our rooms with a surf report that
read like a Godsend: the swell had finally picked
up, winds were calm, and the point was working.
"Yippee!"
we all cried as we tied double knots in bikini
strings, plastered on several gallons of sun block,
and skipped to the boat in excitement. Arriving
at Bocas' most popular point, a reefy lefthander
called Carenero Cay, we were the first in the
water and had each caught a few long lefts before
the sun had a chance to come up. But as the sun's
rays arrived, so did the other surfers, and we
soon found ourselves amidst unlikely company.
Enter the Israeli Mafia:
It seems a group of ten eager Israeli surfer boys
were visiting Bocas del Toro at the same time
as us, and just as we were getting comfortable
on the long lefts of Carenero, they showed up
by the boatload to rain on our parade. And reign
they did, as they commandeered the point with
strong-arm tactics, guerilla warfare, and sheer
numbers alone. They paddled right around us girls
to take over primo positioning at the tip of the
point as they back-paddled and dropped-in their
way to infamy. We dubbed them the "Israeli
Mafia" for the cutthroat diplomacy that they
applied to everyone in the lineup, including their
own Mafia members; not only did they burn us,
they burned each other and then got angry about
it! We were about to board our boat and split
to seek waves elsewhere when our salvation arrived
via longhaired, mustachioed machismo.
Pulling up to Carenero
Cay in a pointy little boat, the Panamanian man
who we would later name "Senor Amigo,"
or Mister Friend, looked more like an enemy at
first glance. Paddling up the point on a razor-sharp
shortboard, Senor Amigo's tattoos glistened in
the morning sun: a scorpion on one bulging bicep,
a skull and crossbones on the other. He looked
mean and lawless—his long, dark hair splayed
across his beefy shoulders like an ominous Aztec
sun—and we all held our breaths as he went
on a set wave, burning a member of the Israeli
Mafia with not a hint of remorse. The outlook
had just gone from bad to worse for us surfer
girls; not only did we have the Mafia to go to
war with, we now had Mister Mysterioso with his
gang tattoos and menacing muscles. Something drastic
had to be done or we wouldn't catch any waves
at all, so as the new stranger stroked past me
on his way to regain priority, I did the only
thing a girl could do in such a scenario: I began
to sing to him.
Singing a much-loved, Spanish
folk song, the lines of "Guantanamera"
slipped past my lips in a soothing melody as I
awaited the outcome of my strategic little plan:
"Yo soy un hombre sinscero/De donde crece
la palma/Guantanamera, guajira Guantanamera."
By the end of the third line I could tell my strategy
was working, as what man can resist a serenading
siren? As soon as the melody wafted into the ears
of Senor Amigo, his mustache gave a sensitive
little quiver and he turned to look at me with
the slow eyes of a heartbroken sailor; a dopey
grin spread across his face to reveal his softer
side—and several missing teeth. We had done
it! We had converted a previous enemy into a loyal
puppy dog and gained a bodyguard in the process.
From that moment on we knew we would prevail over
the Israeli Mafia with the banner of Senor Amigo's
macho mustache waving victoriously by our side,
and we continued surfing in blissful abandonment
knowing we were safe under the watchful eye of
our faithful new amigo for life.
Planes,
Trains & Water Taxis
The swell was dying, our sunburns had started
to peel, and our board-rashed bellies were beginning
to bleed, so after a week in the islands we decided
it might be time to say bye to our bikinis and
beautiful Bocas and head back home. Since the
isolated island chain is situated in a remote
region of the world, getting there and back can
be difficult. We took a plane, multiple taxis,
a boat, and even walked over a popsicle-stick
bridge that, despite looking as if it were constructed
of toothpicks and dental floss, amazingly accommodated
pedestrians, cars, 18-wheelers, and even a train.
It took us two days to get to Bocas and two to
get back, but in exchange for the chance to simmer
in the Caribbean's warm, blue surf wearing nothing
but a bikini, a sunburn, and a smile, it was worth
every second.
*Now that you've read the
story, take some time to view all six video clips.
You can find them along the upper right side of
this page or by clicking on any one of the following:
Holly
Beck, Jenni
Flanigan, Kim
Mayer, Kyla
Langen, Helina
Beck, and "Getting
There"
| Azucar
Surf Retreat - www.azucarsurf.com
Location:
Bocas de Toro, Panama
Feed
the soul.
At Azucar Surf Retreat (Bocas del
Toro, Panama) we personally cater
to your every need in a private oceanfront
environment. Whether you want to learn
to surf or you are a top pro we will
provide you with the surfing experience
of a lifetime. Since we cater to private
groups, you can surf when you want,
where you want without compromise.
Originally an all-girls resort, we
are very female-friendly and do offer
an all-girls surf package. Please
see our packages page or contact us
for pricing details.
A
day in the life...
Wake up in the morning to the warm
tropical waters of the Caribbean lapping
at the shore of Isla Colon. Check
the wave conditions over breakfast,
while the captain prepares the custom
outfitted surf ponga for the day’s
adventure.
Spend
the day exploring the clear blue waters
and white sand beaches of the archipelago,
surfing uncrowded glassy waves wearing
nothing but your bikini or boardshorts
and a huge grin. Wind down the exhausting
day with a stroll through colorful
historic Bocas town, awing at the
magnificent sunset. Then if you have
anything left in you, chill to some
beats in the boathouse, or dance the
night away at the local discotheque.
It’s your call we’re walking
distance from everything.
Our
boat is at your disposal throughout
the trip. Typically we surf in the
morning, relax in a hammock and refuel
through siesta time, and then hit
the surf again in the afternoon. Or
you may chose from a variety of daily
activities to mend your tired muscles
and soothe your soul, including spa
treatments, yoga, a massage, snorkeling
a coral reef, dolphin watching, a
visit to the butterfly farm, or a
jungle hike.
For
breakfast and lunch we provide a delicious
healthy gourmet menu that varies with
the seasons of the exotic local fruits
and veggies. After sunset cocktails
and hors d'oeuvres you are on your
own for dinner, off to feast on a
variety of local fare at one of the
many restaurants that line the vibrant
streets of Bocas town.
For
more information, please visit http://www.azucarsurf.com
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